Hold onto your telescopes, space nerds—JWST just dropped the most chaotic baby photos ever. The PDS 70 system, 370 light-years away, is basically a planetary daycare where gas giants are forming
 and throwing hands. Buckle up for the tea.

PDS 70: The Ultimate Planet Baby Shower (With Drama)

“Gas, Dust, and Cosmic Roasts”

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) zoomed in on PDS 70, a star system that’s basically the Real Housewives of space. Here, baby planets are forming in a dusty disc that’s messier than a toddler’s birthday party. JWST’s new pics? They’re like catching a toddler mid-tantrum—pure chaos, but iconic.

Meme Moment:

  • “Distracted Boyfriend”: JWST ignoring mature planets (ex gf) to gawk at baby exoplanets (new gf).
  • “Surprised Pikachu”: “Wait, planets form by
 eating dust?!”

JWST’s Flex: “I See Your Baby Planets, Hubble”

“Infrared Vision? More Like Drama Vision”

While Hubble’s out here posting throwbacks, JWST’s using its infrared superpowers to spy on planetary puberty. The telescope caught two gas giants—PDS 70b and 70c—bulking up by vacuuming gas and dust like it’s a cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet.

Twitter Roasts:

  • *“JWST in 2025: ‘I’m the main character now.’”
  • “This is Fine” Dog: Sitting in a protoplanetary disc labeled “My Life’s Work.”

The Science Tea: How Planets Throw Shade

“Dusty Playpens and Gas Tantrums”

Planets form when dust clumps together in a protoplanetary disc. But PDS 70’s babies aren’t playing nice—they’re carving out gaps in the disc like they own the place. Scientists are shook: “Bruh, we’ve never seen this much drama in 4K.”

Meme Alert:

  • “Drake Hotline Bling”: Drake rejecting “Clean Discs” for “Messy Planet Gaps.”
  • “SpongeBob Time Card”: “One Billion Years Later
” (Planet still forming.)

Why Should You Care? (Spoiler: Meme Potential)

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“It’s Like Watching a TikTok Trend Birth a Galaxy”

Understanding planet formation helps us figure out how Earth got here (aka “Who’s my daddy?”). Plus, PDS 70’s chaos is a goldmine for memes:

  • Baby Planet ASMR: “Crunchy dust sounds for 10 hours.”
  • “Planet vs. Disc” rap battles: “You took my gas? I’ll take your orbital space!”

Viral TikTok Idea:

  • “POV: You’re a dust particle avoiding a hungry baby planet.”

JWST vs. Hubble: The Ultimate Sibling Rivalry

“Hubble’s Retirement Home vs. JWST’s Glow-Up”

Hubble’s chilling in legacy mode, while JWST’s out here snapping pics so crisp they make NASA scientists cry. The secret? Its infrared cameras see through space dust like it’s cheap sunglasses.

Meme Moment:

  • “Mocking SpongeBob”: “hUbBlE wAs FiRsT” vs. “JWST’s PICS GO HARD.”
  • “Always Has Been” Astronaut Meme: Two JWST mirrors pointing at each other: “Always been the star.”

The Real MVP: Dust. Yes, Dust.

“Space Dust: The Unsung Hero of Planet Drama”

Without dust, there’d be no planets—just sad, lonely stars. PDS 70’s disc is like a cosmic sandbox where dust clumps form planetary embryos. But let’s be real: 90% of this dust will end up as space junk.

Twitter Roasts:

  • *“Dust in 2025: ‘I’m the main character now.’”
  • “Surprised Pikachu”: “Wait, planets are just
 dirty snowballs?!”

Final Verdict: Space is Messy, and We’re Here for It

JWST’s PDS 70 pics prove two things:

  1. Planet formation is a violent glow-up (think Honey, I Blew Up the Kid but with gas).
  2. Space is the ultimate reality show. Pass the popcorn.


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